Did you ever wonder what "ABCD" stood for? Now you don't have to.

American born confused desi escaped from Gujarat.
Housed in Jersey, keeping lotsa motels.
Named Omkarnath Patel.
Quickly reached success through underhanded, vicious ways.
Xenophobic, yet zealous.

Incidentally, did you know that "acronym" is a contrived rendition of nouns yielding mnemonics?