As we have always known, for every situation there is an (equal and opposite)
phillum song. This is a call to all good citizens to help me compile an
anthology of these. To begin, here are a few examples.
If you can think of any more, send
them to me and I might include them in this compilation.
Man tired of working for the Chiclet company:
Ae mere dil kahiin aur chal, gum kii duniyaa se dil bhar gayaa
Hijackers of a Pakistani airliner to Milan:
PIA Milan ko jaana
The captain of a canine Little League cricket team to his star wicket-taker:
Bowl re puppy haraa
A shaayar opining to a taxi driver:
Cabbie, Cabbie mere dil mein khayaal aataa hai....
When they've stolen a couple of your jokes:
Inhii logon ne le liyaa do phattaa meraa....
Lovestruck young thing...
Aap jaysa koyi mere zindagi mein aaye, to baap ban jaaye